Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
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I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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