Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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