She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
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At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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