im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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