yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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