oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
