you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
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I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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