The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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