How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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