why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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