I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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