i think my mom watched the whole time
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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