Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
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Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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