i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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