The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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