Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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