you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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