as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
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I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
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Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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