I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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