we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
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he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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