If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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