Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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