His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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