wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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