She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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