It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Sponge bath it is.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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