you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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