they need to just BURY HIM!
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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