Duck Duck Cougar?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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