the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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