Walk of Shame. In a state park.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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