whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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