Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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