Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
its not stalking. its research.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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