Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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