I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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