The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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