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  Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police

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  What?!?

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  What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?

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  i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra

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