Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.