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i only hope i can top last weeks sext session

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(313): i only hope i can top last weeks sext session http://tfl.nu/3g0x

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(845): View more from New York

even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.

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(845): even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point. http://tfl.nu/9fmk

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I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob

(203): View more from Connecticut

For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho

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(315): I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob (203): For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho http://tfl.nu/1l75

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(434): View more from Virginia

you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"

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(434): you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek" http://tfl.nu/8u1v

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(502): View more from Kentucky

So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?

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eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.

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(502): So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut? (1-502): eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material. http://tfl.nu/j1ps

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(516): View more from New York

Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.

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(516): Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back. http://tfl.nu/h2g1

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What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged

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(814): What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged http://tfl.nu/ocss

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(802): View more from Vermont

I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.

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I hope you fall on your chin.

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Jealousy makes you ugly.

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(802): I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore. (1-802): I hope you fall on your chin. (802): Jealousy makes you ugly. http://tfl.nu/isvw

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(734): View more from Michigan

I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover

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(734): I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover http://tfl.nu/93w3

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.

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Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."

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(202): Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis. (202): Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery." http://tfl.nu/nxhj

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(936): View more from Texas

Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.

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(936): Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible. http://tfl.nu/yk56

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(970): View more from Colorado

Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes

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(970): Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes http://tfl.nu/j9tk

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So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?

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(901): So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back? http://tfl.nu/odpa

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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.

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(785): THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED. http://tfl.nu/vewg

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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS

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(404): HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS http://tfl.nu/7wbc

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