I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
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go home
the day after is always just damage control
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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