I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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