I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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