so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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