id be glad to
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
pray to the hookup gods
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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