Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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