Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
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He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Your shirt... Was in my pants
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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