I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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