Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Shame is for Republicans.
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