return my video game
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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