she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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