just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I hope mine doesn't look like that
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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