If i come over, it means nothing
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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