well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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