party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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