i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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